Saturday, January 25, 2020

Dear Maruyama Kugane

Could you please stop?

Seriously, I get it, you were really into certain things.
I was too. But you don't see me writing a whole novel series about balance changes in fighting games to justify things in it. "Oh in this arcade only build XXXX had a certain ground bounce infinite combo! So that's why in my book he can stop the big bad guy!!" But for the love of all that is sacred, don't add elements to your story based on hyper specific releases of prior editions. It's gay.
Please stop.
I'm tired of importing shit and reading your bullshit only to find out I need to get the older and more expensive editions or some obscure out of print magazine or some Japanese only official fan edit of a game. I've spent thousands of dollars on all your head-canon fuel. It's really gay.
Stahp
Your autism reaches into the heavens. And man was not built for such a height. You got me foaming at the mouth like Fluder and the Abyss of Magic up in here fam. It's super gay.
In conclusion, Maruyama Kugane I hate you. Please stop. Your autism is way too hyper specific. Why didn't you just obsess about trains like a normal autistic man-child?
Sincerely,

Ziggy

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